Friday 24 March 2017

Free today! Book IV of The Inversion Chronicles - sexy sci-fi to stimulate both mind and body

The days speed relentlessly by. Another free book offer. Another story published. Another cup of tea. Another day without naked human company. When will it end? One of the above, at least, ends today. I'm going swimming later. Not quite naked, I know, but some days, it's quite near enough.

Book IV of the Inversion Chronicles is free today and tomorrow.


As you have just learnt, it is entitled 'It is only suffering', a line borrowed from a philosophical quote by Miguel de Unamuno that in its entirety goes something like, 'It is only suffering that makes us persons', a relevant though not necessarily accurate observation when set against the book's backdrop:

'This is my story. Moon's story. And the story of another...'

The Aria, a Resistance ship escaping the Executive purge of 1249, is tracked to Satellite252 of Inversion 6, a gas giant in the Inversion system. Moon, a survivor of the ensuing battle, is left alone, stranded on this spherical frozen hell. Caverns discovered deep below the surface offer her shelter, food and warmth where she can recover, take stock, and write her journal in memory of her lost friends and colleagues.

Her determination to survive, to lead some sort of meaningful existence, drives her to create a companion of sorts, a relatively crude machine to sate her most base needs. However, with its primary purpose firmly in place and when left with the tools and materials to improve itself, the machine quickly develops beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.

It is love story and is virtually stand-alone, so can be enjoyed without having first read the previous tomes. Dive in! Immerse yourself in this distant future universe! And if you enjoy it then simply go back to Book I and enjoy yourself some more! 

Love and best wishes till next time,
Alexandra xxxx



A brief extract from 'It is only suffering':

Rotation 452: 1251
The suit saved me. The suit I modified. They'd rejected my suggestions. Said how could a young girl improve what the greatest Inversion minds had created. But I had. It hid me, shielded my vital signs from their instruments. I moved among them and killed at will, shifting silently, picking them off. My customised laserknife cut through their suits, boiled a crevasse through their soft flesh. They fell instantly, their remains sinking into the methane mist that filled every hollow and swirled about my knees.
I dispatched seventeen. On my own. A mere girl. As I did so, my helmet told me the battle's horror story, displayed the casualties. What a fucking bitch of a place to fight. What a fucking awful place to die.
They destroyed the Aria first, took away all hope of escape. They weren't afraid that we now had nothing to lose, that we would now fight to our last breath - they easily outnumbered and outgunned us. Thomas3559 was guarding the ship. He would have been totally oblivious, probably sleeping. He slept a lot, did Thomas. He was eighteen, the youngest among us. Lots of fun to be around. Not the most diligent, it has to be said, but he was still only a boy.
After landing on our satellite's light side, they crossed the terminator and attacked us in darkness. Silently, commando-style. The ground-shaking explosion and accompanying ball of flame as the Aria went up were our first warnings. We suited-up, tooled-up and headed for the surface. It was always the plan to fight there. We'd probably last longer underground, but would succumb eventually - dying like lizards in a sewer. The surface gave us room to move and an outside if unlikely chance. Unlikely, yes. But it worked for me.
Zak's voice crackled in my ear.
'There are too many. We should have stayed hidden. Oh, God. Here they come again. Good luck, everyone. Good luck, Moon. Hold position. Hold... Arghhh...'
Explosions thudded painfully; the dense atmosphere carried the pressure waves quickly and efficiently. The black sky lit up like daylight, casting grotesque shadows of the dead and dying onto the jagged rocks. Black clouds were mushrooms with roots of orange flame. The fighting was vicious, both sides knowing there would be no prisoners taken.
It couldn't go well. We were bound to be overwhelmed. It was just a matter of time. I resolved to take as many of the bastards with me as I could before the inevitable.
To my right, flying quickly and stealthily through the serrated peaks, a solo fighter sped into the fray. Lit only by strobing ground fire, it dropped its payload then banked sharply to the east. Its right wing suddenly shattered in a starburst of crimson and electric blue and it spiralled crazily downwards. I watched, hypnotised by the inevitability of its pilot's impending death. The glare faded, its roaring engine died and it disappeared into the darkness. I waited for the wreath of flame that would signal its impact with the arid plain below, but there was no fire, no explosion. I imagine it plunged into one of the many methane lakes that are splashed across this spherical hell. Ernest gave a victory whoop.
'Yeeha! Got the bastard! I got the...'
The soldier had his back to me, had been firing large calibre shells into our positions. He'd stopped only to watch the fighter's demise. It was the last thing he saw. Now his dying body sank into the misty hollow, the gash at his throat erupting with steaming blood that froze before it hit the ground. The suits have a single Achilles heel and it's there, where the helmet joins the body. Close combat finds it out, but few have the skills or cloaking to get so close. I do. I sheathed my knife and scanned for more life forms.
A seismic blast shook the earth as the fighter's deadly gift erupted. Despite my suit, the shockwave knocked me over, sent me spinning through the air. Showers of sparks fizzed across my visor then it was dark again. Silent and dark. The battle had been painfully loud, but the silence screamed even louder. Voices in my helmet were instantly muted; I knew their bodies were snuffed out.
My silent killing spree was over. I simply lay still, hidden among the rocks as falling debris buried me further from view. I waited an age, heard them picking through the rubble. An occasional blast signalled they had found someone clinging to life.
The ground shook again as a heavy craft - undoubtedly their command ship - hovered just feet above me, the vibrations compacting the rubble around me. Then they left. As the massive ship soared into the sky, the throbbing of the engines rattled my teeth, almost shattered my visor. I didn't move till I was certain it had joined the dots of the constellations.
I slowly fought my way to the surface where the heat of the blast still bled from the glowing rocks. My suit was bloodied, blackened and scuffed but otherwise unscathed. I found the dead cast into a single pile. Both theirs and ours. Charred remains. Torn fragments of suit. Tangles of twisted tubes and wires. Melted helmets, warped metal and frozen limbs - all that was left of their frontline troops and our close but disparate band.

*****



Thursday 23 March 2017

New Naughty Nibble! The snowgirl

Hi!
Sorry, can't chat - though I'd love to! Just have time (and only then if I miss out personal pronouns) to announce the arrival of yet another Naughty Nibble, fresh (not so fresh, really, as it was previously published in Sensual Ghosts, an erotic/paranormal anthology) from my notoriously pervy pen.

It can be found here:


And looks like this:


The cover is rather blue compared to the others in this series, though the colour (my favourite as it turns out) fits perfectly with its contents' frosty theme.

A short extract appears below. Hope you can find the time to take a look at it!
Take care till next time,
Alexandra xxxxx

Brief extract from 'The snowgirl':

Footsteps.
Hinges creaked.
'Hey, Jack!' Suzanne bellowed through the open door of the cabin, her brash voice in total contrast to her slight frame. I fancied it could cause an avalanche if she ever got angry. 'We're ready to go again. Come on!' 
Her final words were thrown over her shoulder as she trudged away. I rolled off the bed, hobbled out onto the veranda and squinted into the snowy glare. The three of them had probably grabbed lunch in the village and were now hungry to attack the slopes once more. After my mid-morning high-speed tumble, I'd made my way back here alone, had spent the last two hours daydreaming and nursing my bruises.
'God, Jack! You're not even dressed!'
Suzanne rolled her eyes as she clipped back on her skis. She was beginning to annoy me. Her pretty face, blonde curls and tight curves were very attractive, but last night's inexpert fumblings had been disappointing to say the least. It's awful to say it, but that body was wasted on her. She was like a four-year-old in a Ferrari. In fairness to Suzanne, my mind had been elsewhere: the creaks, groans and breathy moans that had emanated from Mark and Janis's room had been very distracting. God, I envied him.
I suddenly realised they were all staring at me. For once, Suzanne was right: my T-shirt and underpants combo was not traditional skiing gear.
'Sorry, guys; I've decided to rest up. Twisted my knee in that fall. Don't want to push it and spoil the rest of the week.'
It did hurt, but my limp to the door had been somewhat exaggerated. I really just needed some more time alone.
'Come on, you fucking wimp! We've all twisted something...' 
As usual, Mark was trying his best to twist my arm. He was my best mate and always expected me to go along with him. And I usually did. This Christmas break had been his idea - he'd been trying to set me up with his little sister for a long time. And I'd been enthusiastic enough, though I was now regretting it: a great body is scant compensation for an empty head. Mark gesticulated and looked around him. 
'The snow's perfect, man. Can't waste an afternoon like this just because of a little pain.'
'Please, Jack. It won't be the same without you.'
Janis's sultry voice could have melted glaciers. I felt my resolve begin to weaken. 
Janis was Mark's girl, but she should have been mine. We were much better suited, would have been perfect together. However, such is fate: she simply met that lucky bastard first. It was a travesty. There was more than just a spark between us. I loved her. When Mark got bored - as he always very quickly did - I knew Janis and I would get together. I prayed for that day, fantasised about kissing her, tasting her femininity, sliding my hard...
'Jack? Say you'll come. As Mark says, you shouldn't squander opportunities.'
Janis adjusted the white silk scarf around her neck. It was my Christmas gift to her and she'd worn it constantly since we got here. Her wink was conspiratorial and disconcerted me, even caused Mark and Suzanne to exchange uneasy glances. No matter how much I fancied Janis - my heart and cock swelled at the mere mention of her name - I didn't want them to imagine anything untoward was going on between us. 
Even a ski suit couldn't hide Janis's copious charms. When asked to draw the ultimate female body, every cartoonist would have sketched Janis: slender, toned limbs; tiny, taut waist; pert, rounded tits; deliciously curved hips; and firm, rounded bum. A walking, talking paradigm of perfect womanhood. She was flawless. Intelligent, quick and funny. Sharp as a knife. Long straight dark hair framed her lovely face. Big brown eyes pleaded. Plush red lips pouted. And her nose. Her little turned up nose...

Sunday 19 March 2017

Four more Naughty Nibbles!

Exciting times indeed! Book 8 of my individually-wrapped erotica series is about to hit the shelves. This, believe it or not, is symmetry enough for me to justify this little note. As those who know me will know, I need little if any justification for anything I do. The stories are:

Book 5: Single again.

Recently separated after a brief but sordid affair, Karen decides a new start in a new home would be beneficial. Incredibly, she finds she is already intimately acquainted with the rude and arrogant owner of the cottage she has set her heart on, and shamelessly decides to use this fact to her advantage.

Book 6: Truth will always out.

Jimmy's affair with his wife's twin sister - the wife of his best friend, Steve - is wildly irresponsible, but it pales beside his online fling with the mysterious American beauty he knows simply as Rae.

Book 7: Coffee with cock.

A young man muses over the female clientele in a bustling coffee shop, with candid commentary from his willing, eager and constantly throbbing companion.

Book 8: First time: last time.

While visiting his terminally ill wife in hospital, Adam meets a distraught young woman on the stairs. The encounter leads to a consuming passion, overwhelming guilt, and an extraordinary revelation.

They can - as can all my written works - be found on my Amazon page:


Go on, make your weekend and mine by snapping one up! Then take me to your bed/comfy chair/sofa and fastidiously feast your hands, eyes and mind on my naughty bits, while I contemplate something more nourishing than Spam for my Sunday roast.

Books 5 to 7 are tagged, 'A tasty morsel of mouthwatering erotica', which they are and - along with books 1 to 4 - are taken from my erotic anthology, 'Coffee with Cock'. Book 8 is the first short to be taken from 'Sensual ghosts' an erotic anthology with a paranormal slant and thus has the slightly amended tag, 'A tasty morsel of paranormal erotica'. As you can see, I put a lot of thought into this.

Hope you like the covers. Hope you enjoy the content (a tasty snippet of First time: last time follows the photos). Hope you enjoy the rest of what has been, in these parts at least, a wet and windy weekend.
Take care,
Alexandra


Brief extract from 'First time: last time':

We kicked up pebbles as we ran between car and house then kissed long and hard in the rain-rattled shelter of the porch. As soon as the front door was closed and we’d kicked off our shoes, her tits were out and I sucked on her delicious, firm flesh then sank to my knees to kiss her lusciously taut belly. Laughing, she freed herself from my grip and ran for the stairs, knocking something over in the darkness and cursing even more crudely than usual. I turned on the stairs’ light, caught up with her on about step seven, and pulled her jeans and panties down to her knees as she playfully struggled to be free. Her cunt was delectably smooth, the first completely shaven female crotch I’d ever seen in the flesh. I was shocked and simply stared in lust and wonder.
She seized her chance, wriggled free from her nether clothing and started to scamper up the remaining carpeted steps. I caught her ankle and she froze, arse towards me as if in ritual presentation. Her tits swayed beneath her as she breathed, erect nipples pointing down and slightly outwards. But for the white tube top around her waist she was naked. I stared in wonder at the perfect bulge of her vulva and, with my index finger, traced the double-U of its perimeter and slit. Her labia were dark, almost purple, and protruded in swollen whorls and ripples. Her buttocks were taut and rounded, and the gap between her naked thighs was even more pronounced than I imagined it could be. I touched her tenderly, savouring the look and feel of her smooth, young skin, then opened her up and pressed the tip of my tongue to the succulent pink flesh within. Impatiently, she pushed her arse into my face then sighed and shuddered with every lingual thrust as I ate her out from behind. She was incredibly aroused and I swallowed mouthfuls of her clear, musky fluid. My right hand quickly freed my rigid cock from my pants and I entered her there on the stairs, sliding into her slippery, tight cunt with ease. God, she was hot. She escaped again, leaving me breathless and glistening and we clambered, laughing, to the top. There, she turned and pulled me willingly to the floor, tore off my trousers and pants and instantly sank my slippery cock between her soft lips. As she noisily sucked me, she fondled my balls then suddenly slid a wetted finger up my arse. I had to pull away.
‘Oh fuck! I nearly came then! Where did you learn that?’ 
She merely raised her eyebrows and shrugged.

*****









Wednesday 15 March 2017

Truth will always out!

Hi
I have another new book out! Another Naughty Nibble! Amazing, isn't it? Exciting times! So far, these are stories from my erotic compilation 'Coffee with Cock', so are all already written, simply need a little reworking to pass my current muster. Soon, other compilations will be opened up, split up, and their stories individually wrapped and presented for your delectation. I bet you can't wait! :)

My story, 'Truth will always out', was originally published as 'Steve, Abigail, Andrea, Rae and me', a real mouthful that might not have looked so good on a book cover. One of the main themes in the story is truth, and the hiding of truth. It does seem to have a life of its own, makes itself known whatever we do to try to keep it secret. Well, in my life, at least. The trouble the slippery little bugger has caused me!

Below is a brief extract plus a pic of the cover. I hope you enjoy both enough to take a look. It's published here:


Enjoy the rest of your week and see you soon,
Alexandra xxx

Brief extract from 'Truth will always out'




Within six months, the happy day had come and gone. Over the next couple of years, her love seemed to grow even stronger. And I loved her in return, in my own way. Unfortunately, the more she gave, the more I backed off, till we reached an uncomfortable status quo. By then, the relationship was so unbalanced it could barely stand, but we somehow staggered on. 
We had twelve such years together, during which sex became a weekly, monthly, then a sporadic chore. It didn't help that our sexual appetites were so out of sync. She fucked like a nun and showed little interest between times, whereas I needed it every day. My frustration was such that whenever I had some time to myself, I masturbated. I did it on my own so much that ‘sex' became something I did to myself when my wife was out, which is not really ideal in a marriage. Thankfully, as I've never considered myself the ‘dad type', we had no children, but we had our jobs and our cars, our pristine house and our exotic holidays, and appeared set for a quiet life of dull, suburban inevitability. Meanwhile, across the road, Steve, Abigail and their daughter, Ruth, made the perfect, smiling, happy family. And as I said, those crazy sex-filled sessions we'd shared together all those years before were never even hinted at; however, they began to surface in my regular and increasingly sordid erotic dreams.
Then Abigail popped in unexpectedly on some spurious pretext one morning while Steve and Andrea were both at work, and that's when it all started to go wrong. Either by design or by some mutually subconscious agreement, we'd never been alone together in all the intervening years - and we were about to discover why that had been such a good idea. I answered the door and... Bam! There she stood: one hundred per cent concentrated sex on long, slender legs. She'd gone to a lot of trouble to look good and, despite having just spattered a porn mag's double-page spread, I was instantly hard. Leaning seductively against the doorframe, she hungrily looked me up and down. When her bulging eyes encountered the bulge in my jeans, she exhaled a long, satisfied breath through her perfect nose. Her pupils instantly dilated, her cheeks flushed pink, and she ran her tongue around her full lips and suggestively swallowed. If her short black skirt, exposed cleavage and saucy smile weren't enough of a come-on, her hoarsely whispered, ‘Fuck me with that big cock of yours, Jimmy, just like you used to,' left me in no doubt and had me pushing her against the stairs, pulling down her flimsy knickers and entering her primed cunt from behind almost before the door had slammed shut. Her fabulous tits were soon out and I pawed them, used them as handles to pull her back onto me. The hallway echoed to the sounds of slapping flesh and our animal grunts. I knew straight away this wasn't going to be a one-off; it was definitely a curtain raiser. Certain there'd be lots of future occasions for all the clever, kinky stuff, I just rammed it in. It was simply urgent fucking, like two frantic randy dogs in the street. I was staking a claim, making my mark, notching my belt. And so was she. I gloried in the tight, pulsing vaginal muscles that squeezed me, and the handfuls of exquisitely soft titty flesh that gave me purchase on her gorgeous body. I simply emptied my balls inside her squelching hole, never thinking of anyone or anything but myself. When I was done, she drew away, pulled up her knickers and, while pouring her tits back into the cups of her lacy black bra, slowly turned to face me. She knowingly nodded her head, a smug and satisfied look on her face. Suddenly dropping to her knees, she noisily sucked me clean then stood and kissed me full on the lips, penetrating my mouth with her tongue almost as violently as my cock had penetrated her. I closed my eyes and breathed in her aroma, tasted then swallowed our mixed juices and knew this was what I wanted more than anything. After drawing a long, red fingernail across my chest, up my neck and to the tip of my stubbly chin, she questioningly tilted her lovely head.
‘Same time tomorrow?'
‘Yes, please.'

Sunday 12 March 2017

Single again - Book 5 of Alexandra's Naughty Nibbles published today!

The title says it all! Another of my erotic short stories individually-wrapped for your delectation.


It's taken from my cum-inducing compilation 'Coffee with Cock' and concerns a recently separated journalist seeking a new home and a new beginning. The night before her first house viewing, she shares a tipsy and somewhat desperate sexy cam session with a man who continually poses a most inappropriate yet portentous question. Please read on for a snappy snippet.
Take care till next time,
Alexandra xxxxx



Excerpt from 'Single again':

I loved the cottage as soon as I saw the advert. Outside, it was classic chocolate box and beautifully proportioned. Inside it was modern and sparse - but it wasn't cold; it looked lived in and cosy. It had a fair-sized garden and was at the end of the village, overlooking fields, with a sliver of woods down the side. Perfect for walking the dog. If I had a dog. Job for today: get a dog. Now I'm on my own, I will need some company. Jamie was allergic to them, said they were dirty and messy, so I'd never considered it before.
Benefits of being single:
You can live in a smaller house.
You can do what you want and when you want.
You have all the bed to yourself.
You only have to tidy up your own stuff.
You can do what you... oh, I've already said that.
You can have a dog.
I came home after work to a dark and empty house. I could barely bear to go inside. What a difference a few days make. He was always in before me, cooking, cleaning, doing whatever he did. I'd pull up onto the drive and see the windows glowing with lamplight. Music - anything from Bach to Bacharach - would be spilling through an open window; delicious aromas would caress my nose as I opened the front door. The house would be welcoming and warm. His hug would be warmer. He'd take my coat and get me a drink. 
'Dinner will be ten minutes.'
I was home.
Over dinner, he'd listen to my - rather tedious to be honest - stories of arse-licking, back-stabbing colleagues and other work-related chit-chat. Always with the right amount of concern in his deep blue eyes. Always supportive. Never critical.
I know what you're thinking: apart from the 'never critical' bit, a dog won't be able to do any of that. I agree. What a fucking fool I was. To have an affair was incredibly stupid and selfish. To be careless and cavalier with my text messages was criminal. I broke his heart and I'll never forgive myself.
I kicked off my heels, got myself a drink and turned Adele up to volume nine. Sang along at volume ten.
Never mind, I'll find...
The wine wasn't made to accompany beans on toast, but it did the trick anyway. After some trashy TV, I slung the empty bottle in the recycling and crawled into the shower. The stress of the day disappeared down the plughole, but the nagging pain did not. The memories wouldn't wash away either. I recalled that time Jamie climbed into the shower fully clothed, bent me over and ate me out from behind. Fucked me with his tongue as he rubbed my clit. Water pouring over me, my nipples hard and blissful to the touch. He always made me cum. Never failed. Such perfect timing. Tongue flicking across my arse hole. Licking gently. Sliding inside. I loved his tongue on me. In me. I loved him.
My facade cracked. Tears joined the deluge. I hugged myself, berated myself. Fucking stupid cow. 
I dried myself, body still tingling, heart still pounding. Clit still aching. I reached down, but decided to punish myself. No sex for you tonight, young lady! If only I'd exercised such self-control before. I slipped into my black silk kimono, the one Pete brought me back from Japan - the one I told Jamie I'd bought on a whim from M&S. Tonight it felt like a hair shirt. More punishment. Yes, I know. I deserved it. The big double bed looked even bigger. I sat cross-legged in the centre of the cream quilt and opened my laptop. Facebook.
Facebook is where it started...

Friday 10 March 2017

Enough Naughty Nibbles to satisfy anyone's sexual appetite!

It's been a busy week! Proof-reading, cover designing, uploading and administrating. I love it though, can think of nothing else I'd rather do. And that surprises me probably as much as it surprises you. It's quite a revelation: I'd rather write about sex than actually do it. Am I getting old? Is my libido prematurely waning? I touch myself to check. Let my mind wander... and... no, libido definitely intact. Sorry.  Can you give me a few minutes?

The above may enlighten you to how much I love this process, this whole creative process. It's better than fucking. What more can I say? Literature has laid me four times this week. Stripped me bare, opened me up and used me four fucking times. And I loved every minute of it. And our progeny, the fruits of his labours, the children of my labouring, are out there, already making their way in the world as we speak. It's wondrous. Amazing.


In less prosaic terms, I have taken four short stories from my 'Coffee with Cock' compilation, reworked and repackaged them, then wrapped them individually and placed them on Amazon, my favourite shop window. And, I am pleased to announce, they have been rather well received. Please take a look. Maybe even take a peek inside. And let me know. Let me know what you think. After all, I do it all for you.

Have a wonderful weekend,
Alexandra xxx








Sunday 5 March 2017

Introducing Alexandra's Naughty Nibbles

Hi,
I had a rude awakening this week that turned up trumps in the end. And that is rare for me. Rude awakenings are usually literally just that: someone fumbles me up from the depths of sleep and does something very rude to my still-sleepy body. Though I'm not still for long. And rarely sleepy, either.

Where was I? Ah, yes. I was told that people, in general, don't read erotic books. They'll read a story, a short sexy story, but they don't want a whole book to daunt them. They don't have the time. They have a hand in their undergarments, a bead of sweat on their brow, and they simply want to quickly ease the sweet discomfort. Plot development? Character development? Forget all that! Cock development! Pussy development! And don't spare the horses!

That makes perfect sense. In fact, I experience the same almost daily myself. So what to do? Well, gather round, start undoing those buttons, buckles and zips, and I'll tell you.

Give the people what they want! A morsel. A mouthful. A nibble. Then let them merely wipe up the resultant crumbs and get on with their lives. Brilliant. Thank you, Timea, my friend and fellow-writer, for planting that seed.

I have published seven volumes of short erotic stories and now, dear reader, for your enjoyment, I have decided to publish a select selection of these torrid tales individually, in neat pervy packages under the collective banner of 'Alexandra's Naughty Nibbles'. 'Like mother: like daughter' is the first to hit the virtual shelves and will quickly be joined by many more.


So get stuck in! Pour a coffee, mash some tea, decant a wee dram, drink in the glossy cover and take five away from your hectic lives. And keep a serviette handy for those inevitable 'crumbs'.
Have a lovely weekend,
Alexandra xxxx

Heavily censored excerpt from 'Like mother: like daughter'.

I took her hand and helped her to her feet. A smile flickered then lit her face and she kissed me passionately - too passionately, to be honest - her invading tongue jousting roughly with my tonsils. Eager hands frisked me, squeezed me and pulled me tightly to her till I nearly suffocated. Breaking free, I cocked my eyes towards the welcoming staircase. She nodded. With one hand supporting my erection to stop it bouncing painfully about, I climbed the narrow stairs. Behind me, Sandra's heavy breathing was punctuated by the Morse Code of her high-heels clicking on the bare wooden steps. Mother and daughter in the same night. Save-our-fucking-souls!

An awful sight greeted us on entering my bedroom. Two spunk-laden condoms snaking their way across the dark blue carpet seemed to freeze as I turned on the light. My hastily discarded clothing was everywhere. Maddie’s crimson knickers - she’d insisted I keep them - were draped over the bedpost, the stained crotch on full display. The bottom sheet was in disarray and half the battered, stripy mattress was exposed. Most of the twisted quilt was on the floor. An open, empty pizza box and a few drained lager cans littered the far corner, and a saucer full of fag ends - she’d smoked after every orgasm though I'd told her I detested the habit - sat on the bedside table. Between the saucer and my bedside lamp, stood two half-empty mugs of coffee, one of which was smeared with lipstick. Next to them was a big, black dildo with an accompanying cap-less tube of KY gel. If I’d known her mum was calling in, I might have tidied up a little, removed the evidence of her daughter's debauchery. Face flushed with a mixture of arousal, embarrassment and trepidation, I turned slowly to face her.