Wednesday 26 November 2014

For sale! The Big Bag of Sexy Allsorts: a tasty selection of treat-size erotica

Hi
I've finished all the editing, the proof-reading, the cover designing, the soul-searching, and have now uploaded it. There may be a flaw or two - even the best of the best have typos and the like - though it's as good as this single human working alone could possibly make it. It's for sale now, over on Amazon. 


Even if you don't fancy it, please pop over and take a look! I'd really appreciate it.

The blurb is here:

The title of Alexandra's latest collection suggests a mixed bag, a compendium without a common theme, a lot without a lot in common, a congregation without a prayer of being unified. But, thankfully for us all, one theme runs throughout: sex. And, accordingly, the stories will both quicken your heart and animate your private parts.

However, Miss Amalova is simply not content to have you in need of clean undies. There is more to her writing than the purely erotic. Alexandra knows better than most that, to be remembered, a lover must stimulate the intellect, make suggestions and forge connections that light up all areas of the mind, and - as you will discover - she believes the same applies to writers of erotica. Hence, after reading these torrid tales, your mind may well also need clean undies.

In this crinkly and unfortunately non-recyclable bag, you will find teeth-rotting erotica with the following unwholesome ingredients: genetically modified sci-fi; hydrogenated history; high-cholesterol drama; invert introspection; an immeasurable quantity of quantum mechanics; crystallised psychosis; a sugar sprinkling of steam-less steampunk - plus an unspecified array of both natural and unnatural flavourings and colourings. Salt.

These morsels are strictly for adults only. Consume no more than one per hour, with an absolute maximum of five per day. Continual use may cause inflamed or over-active sex glands. Consult a doctor if such symptoms do not persist.

Hope you can spare a minute to look at the rest. 
All the best,
Alexandra :) xxx



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