It's been a while and I'm sorry. I truly have not been well. And it is something quite serious. So serious that I'm not going to tell you for fear that you won't believe me. So there!
Starting tomorrow and for three whole days, I'm giving away a book, 'The big bag of sexy allsorts'. It looks like this:
Go take a look! It's here:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00Q3HVQEI
As I said, from tomorrow and for three days only, it will be free, so go on, take advantage of me!
The blurb took me a while and goes thus:
As the title suggests, Alexandra's latest collection is a mixed bag, a compendium without a common theme, a lot without a lot in common, a congregation without a prayer of being unified. But thankfully for us all, one common theme runs throughout: sex. And, accordingly, the stories will both quicken your heart and animate your private parts.
However, Miss Amalova is simply not content to have you in need of clean undies. There is more to her writing than the purely erotic; Alexandra knows better than most that, to be remembered, a lover must stimulate the intellect too, make suggestions and forge connections that light up all areas of the mind. Hence, after reading these torrid tales, your mind may well need clean undies too.
In this crinkly and unfortunately non-recyclable bag, you will find teeth-rotting erotica with the following unwholesome ingredients: genetically modified sci-fi; hydrogenated history; high-cholesterol drama; invert introspection; an immeasurable quantity of quantum mechanics; crystallised psychosis; a sugar sprinkling of steam-less steampunk - plus an unspecified array of both natural and unnatural flavourings and colourings. Salt.
These morsels are strictly for adults only. Consume no more than one per hour, with an absolute maximum of five per day. Continual use may cause inflamed or over-active sex glands. Consult a doctor if such symptoms don't persist.
This incredibly generous collection includes: Bread of Heaven TV chef Alexa Danson is the hottest thing on the box. Step behind the scenes in the studio, become privy to her privileged life, and watch it unravel as the autocue scrolls. Ghosts of the rainforest A lone scientists searches the highest peaks, the last vestiges of the Earth's habitable land, for an elusive creature thought by many to be long-extinct. Caroline's secret Though her head is full of faeries and fantasy, Caroline Lawson, a shy sixteen year-old, aches to be a woman. A powerful schoolgirl crush perseveres, stays with her till adulthood. And so does her wayward best friend, Alice. Parallel lives Forgotten: the brilliant yet disfigured younger sister of an equally brilliant yet famous engineer, whose drive and ingenuity helped facilitate the Industrial Revolution. Women in a box Looking back on a life in which a procession of females have nurtured and shaped him, a man sifts through his memories in an attempt to foresee his future. The day my stepdad destroyed my beautiful Pussy Can a cat be dead and alive at the same time? And if the multiverse exists, if every possible outcome is playing out somewhere, what difference do our actions really make? While sitting in a waiting room with her beautiful and talented best friend, Ian, Alex struggles to find a meaning to life, while simultaneously facing an impending death. Three minute warning A shy and inexperienced girl's first job interview coincides with an international crisis. When she suddenly finds she has three minutes left to live, she decides to make the most of every second. A sin begets a son begets a sin Longing for a child, a woman spurns her ailing aged husband and secretly beds a younger, fitter man. The clock mender and his wife A clock mender grows daily more confused and disillusioned after a motor accident robs him of both his knowledge and skill. Meanwhile, his wife discovers she has an unexpected and reckless secret admirer. Box While returning to his beloved from war in a distant land, a young soldier writes a premonitory song. The lift descending Inspired by a Vaughan Williams composition. A battle-weary killer shares a last ride with something even more deadly: a desperate woman. Elegy on watching a man wanking A final word, straight from the author's pulsing heavy heart; a candid letter of explanation with a pithy poetic plea for understanding. |
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