Released today!
So hot, it melted the press. So funny, it split its own sides with mirth. So insightfully human, the Bible is now redundant.
None of the above are strictly true. There was no press. It has no sides. The Bible is still useful for propping open that fire door. However, it is out there, released into the wild, hungrily eyeing up the coins in your pocket. But it's not overly voracious, will devour no more than a Starbuck's worth of rattling metal. And then it will be yours, to take out on the train, to peruse at the traffic lights, to snigger at in the dentist's, and to hide when your beloved enters the room. Some of it will make you uncomfortable. The rest will make your underwear uncomfortable. Such are the depths of my artistic aims.
The sexy short stories it contains are, I believe, amongst the best I have ever written. And I should know: no one has read them as many times as I have.
So, go on, download it today. Your Kindle will be forever grateful. As will I. :)
Love, as always,
Alexandra xxx
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