Sunday, 30 August 2015

Baby, you can buy my car - erotic fiction for the temporally challenged

Hi

Can one be erotic in fewer than a thousand words? Not being one to use a single word where a thousand will do, I wasn't entirely sure. So I sat down and tried it, tried to be erotic and in a way that complied with Lush Stories' definition of 'Flash Fiction': a story of between one hundred and one thousand words.

I love The Beatles. I love cars. I love to daydream. And I love sex. So what better combination? Did I succeed? It is surely not for me to judge, though - and this is surely the major criteria in all one's exploits - I had fun trying. I sincerely hope you have fun (and anything else you feel appropriate to have) while reading it. 

Take care till next time,
Love,
Alexandra xxx


Baby, you can buy my car

As his front wheel grazed the kerb and came to a halt, I was kissing him. Upon opening the door and sliding from his seat, I was stripping him. By the time he had pulled himself fully upright, I was fucking him, riding him, bouncing up and down on his writhing body, his phallus embedded deep in my clenching innards, the thick, stiff shaft splitting my dripping lips.
'Hi,' the voice so deep my slender chest resonated with it, my tiny tits vibrated with it. Tingling nipples grated gently against my crisp white cotton blouse. Could he tell I was braless? Could he see the shadowy areolae and their ripe rising teats? I sincerely hoped so.
'Hi. You've come about the car?'
I batted heavy lashes towards the little red Fiat, a hint of an incredulous smile on my similarly tinted lips: his impressive frame could surely destroy my tiny machine. A sudden smile dazzled me, momentarily eclipsed the personalised porn movie spooling behind my eyes, in which I was sitting on his face, his tongue lapping at my clitoris, while I shaved his well-gelled groin with a gleaming cut-throat razor.
'It's not for me. It's for my...'
Frames flickered and froze the blade's glinting edge to his dangling scrotum. His next word was fatal to my fantasy, poison to the probable possibilities. I simply could not allow it. Whetted words cut him off in his prime.
'Hope you're not another time-waster! Look, she's perfect for you. For anyone...'
He was already beside her, testing her cute waxed curves with a huge hand. I was jealous as fuck. Again the voice; again my quivering tits.
'A few scratches... Nothing major though.'
On buttocks and between shoulder-blades, the scabbed-over evidence of my most recent sexual seeing-to were a single body scrub away from total erasure. I objected.
'Nah. Bodywork's virtually perfect.'
He kicked a tyre.
'Plenty of tread.'
A hand on my hip eased a pound of flesh back under my denim skirt's waistband.
'Exactly as advertised.'
'Serviced regularly?'
The film rolled on. I towelled off his gleaming privates then took his full length down my throat. Writhing beneath my sleek, throbbing, well-tuned bodywork, a skilled mechanic groaned his intense approval. In total contrast, my response was calm and detached.

Read the conclusion of this torrid tale plus - extremely generously, I feel - nine further stories in 'Measuring up', my latest collection of concise erotica, available now exclusively on Amazon.


Tuesday, 25 August 2015

Searing heat and dexterous feet

Hi
I went on holiday. I came back. Whilst there, in my mini self-contained resort, I took an early-morning dip in the pool and followed it up with a soothing session in the sauna. A man joined me there. He was silver-haired, bearded and very refined. We began talking, he at ground level and I one step higher where the heat can tend to go to one's head. The story I wrote later, while sunning myself on the sparse though splendid beach, contains both truth and fiction in around equal measures. I leave it to you, dear reader who knows me so well, to decide where one ends and the next begins.

One factor is definitely not fiction: I really do have the most beautiful sexually-expressive feet.

Searing heat and dexterous feet



The wooden ladle felt rough between my swim-softened fingers, its grain swollen by the constant claustrophobic heat. I scooped water then drizzled it in sparkling dancing droplets that momentarily blackened the sizzling coals. A hot wave, a sensual sirocco, descended on me, taking my breath, melting my tingling skin into salty rivulets. I climbed. Hot wooden boards pressed into my buttocks. Feet eschewed the seat below to dangle in the hellish air, while trembling palms rested on smooth naked thighs. I hung my head and dared myself to breathe. Deep. Deeper.

I watched my breasts stretch the skimpy bikini top till the twin areolic rings were clearly delineated, though my nipples had somehow softened and sunk without trace into their tight, tanned orbs, leaving not a hint of their normally pert presence on the glistening crimson cloth. I rocked on my sitting bones, allowed my spine to relax, align and straighten, till my head floated atop the resulting delicately-swaying jenga of cartilage and bone. Closing my eyes, I breathed out, encouraged my tired, knotted muscles to lengthen and release, my grating, aching joints to open and separate. While my young though exhausted body bathed in the bliss of the blistering heat, my typically lively mind gently approached an unlikely euphoric quietude.

A rush of cool air accompanied the clicking of the door catch. The catch clicked again; feet padded softly. One, two, three. Directly opposite me and beneath me, boards creaked to accommodate the newcomer's rear. The laboured breath hinted at both the sex and age of the intruder. The voice's timbre confirmed my twin conjectures, the refined accent adding colourful overtones all of its own.
'Young lady, may I add a ladle?'
With lips alone, I smiled; the accompanying affirmative nod caused sweat to drip from my shuttered lashes. I heard him fumble wood against wood, heard the water's sizzling transformation into steam, and felt the resultant cloak of almost unbearable heat descend upon me, scorching my nostrils and burning my throat. Sweat prickled, trickled, rose from the roots of my short spiky hair and meandered across my tingling scalp. With the back of a slick hand, I swept a sticky fringe from my forehead. Sparks danced behind my eyelids; the world rocked then righted. I breathed again, gingerly drawing fiery air into my depths. A sudden wave of nausea swept through me. Inexplicably, I shivered and almost painfully, my nipples puckered up. With claw-like fingers, I quickly reached across my body and absently massaged my left shoulder, thus hiding my embarrassingly poking teats from the stranger's gaze. However, with my every minute movement, they chafed uncomfortably, the tight Lycra stimulating the habitually-sensitive tips and thus prolonging my unfortunate predicament.

Read the conclusion of this torrid tale plus - extremely generously, I feel - nine further stories in 'Measuring up', my latest collection of concise erotica, available now exclusively on Amazon.

Monday, 10 August 2015

Two-player foreplay

Hi.

Yes, I know. It's been months this time! What can I say? Nothing. There are no excuses. I just haven't felt like it. So there.

Today, I read through some old stuff, changed a few words, tidied up the punctuation (how I used to love the ellipsis. I mean really love it...) and thought I'd share one of the shorter ones with you. There's no story as such, simply a graphic (sometimes painfully so) description of an extremely intimate act.

But then, on the other hand, it's all story in a way: everything we do in the present has a history, a springboard for its leap into existence. Today, this is where you do the work, where you become the writer. Project this sweet present back far enough and you may find a bitter past. Or maybe not. The prologue and preceding twenty-seven chapters are all yours. I merely provide chapter twenty-eight. Now write the rest and give me - or, if you prefer, merely act out - the epilogue. Have lots of fun getting there. And tell me how it went. I mean it. Tell me. Be as graphic as you like. As you can probably tell, I looooove graphic.

Love till next time,
Alexandra xxx



Two-player foreplay

I close my eyes and I'm there, standing naked before you. I was hard in the car as I drove here alone, hard before we got to the room, and it's painful now - I'm dying for you to touch me, dying to be inside you. Yet we stand still, looking at each other's ready vulnerability, taking in the reality and savouring the thought that we will soon be making love.

My eyes fall closed again and I smile at the knowledge of what is surely to follow. You, meanwhile, sink to your knees, and I instantly feel your hot mouth around my cock, your hands on my balls.
'Oh, God... oh God...'
You squeeze my buttocks and pull me into your throat, looking up into my eyes as you do so. The sheer unexpected bliss of the moment causes cum to well up and I feel the orgasm immediately begin to blossom. I let it move upward with each pulsing cycle, from stage to stage, closer and closer to the point of no return with every tight-lipped, teeth-grazing thrust into you. One more and I'll be there. One more... Impossibly, I pull away at the last moment and tighten my muscles - hold on, hold on - stopping the flow of semen while not stopping the wash of orgasmic sensations that reverberate through me. That was good, but I know the next will be more intense; then the next and the next. Patience my love.

I bend and kiss you now, take you in my arms and we lay back on the soft rug that hugs this part of the wooden floor. My fingers move from your hair to your neck and shoulders, then circle your nipples in turn, making them erect. Curious, playful digits then leave the soft orbs and explore your belly; circling, dancing. I have tasted you before (the memory of our one previous time together, of tearing off your jeans and panties, seeing your beautifully shaved cunt, then opening your legs and kissing you there, always makes me hard in seconds) and I need to do it again. My middle finger traces a line down the centre of your body with one inevitable destination; the journey is slow, delicate, unbearable. We continue to kiss. I feel you gasp as I move lower. Your breathing tells me I am near. The heat speaks too. You are totally shaven; I draw patterns on the soft flesh of your lower belly and I know I will soon find the cleft slippery wetness I seek. Moving in millimetres, I probe, then make light circular movements on the tip of your clitoris.

Read the conclusion of this torrid tale plus - extremely generously, I feel - nine further stories in 'Measuring up', my latest collection of concise erotica, available now exclusively on Amazon.

Friday, 22 May 2015

Tunnels, tracks and trains - an erotic short story for the hearty hearted

Hi,
I'm sick of apologising for my absence, my consistent inconsistency, and so I won't. I do my best, turn up when I can. It will have to do. It's all I have.

I wrote a story for a competition on Lush Stories and, though better than the best sliced bread, it received pathetically few plaudits, a vacuum of votes, and was placed joint 53rd with an unlikely tale purportedly dictated by Satan to a second-hand car salesman trapped in a cave at high-tide somewhere near Whitby. No, I didn't believe it either. Perhaps it was a tad too tame, a little too symbolic, to take the judges' fancy. Unfortunately, as their cogitations are kept tightly pressed to their heaving chests, I'll never know.

And so to said story. The theme of the comp was 'hardcore', which opens the doors - both front and back - to all manner of fetid, unsavoury acts and substances. I did my best to keep it tasteful and thoughtful, while still including all the relevant gory genre details to meet the comp's brief brief. Here it is then, in all its gut-tingling glory.

Tunnels tracks, and trains.



'May I join you?'
His bass voice turned me to chocolate. Though the fragile wrapper remained pristine and professional, the heat of his gaze reduced the contents to a runny mess. I melted, sank and soaked into the seat. Almost immediately, he could have slid any part of himself into any part of me; I would have watched his limb's lascivious entry and would have sucked it clean on its dark and dripping egress. Though shockingly unaware of it, I must meanwhile have replied in the affirmative, as he thanked me before slotting his black attachÄ— case into the overhead luggage rack. Tugging at the knees of his crisp grey suit, he elegantly became one with the plush seat directly opposite to me. The door slammed in response to a distant whistle and we began to move.

His appraising glance unnerved me, caused my right leg to cross over my left knee, the resultant swinging high-heeled shoe beating time with my drumming heart. Lycra whispered to Lycra, my skirt rode up, and I prayed the tops of my charcoal hold-ups were not visible. Legs uncrossed, primly pressed together and, just to make sure, were clamped together by my well-manicured hands. In an attempt to appear unmoved, I picked at a turquoise nail then stared absently through the window at the shifting world beyond. 

Ears felt it first. Skin tingled. A whoosh then darkness. The rattling of tracks bounced back from enclosing walls. Lights flared. Now I saw myself in the glass. Dark-suited, white-bloused lawyer; blonde hair cut meticulously; face made-up perfectly. The canvas beneath the artwork had lost much of its elasticity, most of its smoothness, though the artist had become skilled enough to hide those sorry facts from all but the most intimate acquaintances. I chewed a lip. My searching tongue teased a morsel of breakfast from between my molars, a recurring necessity caused by a slightly impacted wisdom tooth. I really needed to sort out that gap. 

Again I focussed on the glass. He was looking at me. I watched him meditate on my left shoe, saw him squat before me and remove it, hold it to his face and inhale. Now his hand was up my skirt, his other inside my blouse, while an improbable third wrapped itself in my shoulder-length hair and forced my mouth down into his groin. His flies were open; his cock fat and sleek. My slobbering jaw was all but broken by the force of his thrusts, the marauding meaty cock-head crushing my tongue and battering my tonsils. In frantic response, I grabbed and strangled his smooth, dangling scrotum and clawed at his clenched buttocks. Buttons ricocheted like bullets as my blouse tore open, scissoring fingers cut away my bra's resistance, and my slender upper torso was naked. Digits clipped onto my nipples and I screamed in pain, an essential agony that exactly suited the urgency of the moment. Crossing my legs again, I stimulated my swollen clit between a sensual combination of black lace and my own smooth slippery flesh. Incredibly, I started to cum.

Ears again were the first to find out. Then the skin. Another whoosh. Brittle rails and dazzling sunlight. The image vanished; the reverie evaporated. Beneath a sky of unbroken blue, golden rapeseed fields soothed my dry eyes. I blinked, shuffled uncomfortably, felt arousal seeping like piss from my cum-thirsty twat. It had been a long time. Too fucking long. Priority for the week ahead: get myself laid. 

The girl on my right spoke first. Though obviously of legal age, it were as if she wasn't aware of that fact; her brown hair was tightly twisted into painful pigtails, while her pretty face suffered not a jot of make-up. The Latinate crest at her blazered breast spoke of privilege, of breeding, and her voice reinforced the nonchalant arrogance of that skilfully embroidered statement.  
'Are you going far?'
The man looked surprised, as though noticing her for the first time, and sniffed a quiet laugh.
'Too far. You?'
Quite unnecessarily, she crossed her legs while pulling a white sock back up to its scarlet mark just below her knee. Grey pleats fanned her tight white thighs.
'Back to boarding school.'
'Lucky you!'
She pouted. Eyebrows knitted as she quickly subdued her breasts with crossed arms. 
'I hate it!'
'And why is that, young lady?'
'No boys!'
The man laughed.
'Time enough for that.'
The girl stomped her feet and lisped petulantly.
'No, there isn't.'

Another tunnel swallowed us whole. The relative darkness changed him. He leered. He stood. He grabbed the girl's pigtails and pulled till she squealed.
'You really shouldn't be in such a hurry.' A glance around the carriage made sure we were all listening. 'This lot were all in too much of a fucking hurry.'
She whimpered.
'Please, Sir, don't hurt me.'
He jeered.
'You can't get fucked without pain, girl. It either comes with the fucking, comes with the parting, or comes later with the child-birth. Better get used to it, sweetheart.'
Using her woven hair like tight reins, he forced her face down into the grubby velour seat and turned her over. Her skirt was way too short; it rode up to bare her pink arse cheeks. Her knickers were way too flimsy; they tore easily between his gritted teeth. He spat the white cotton onto the floor and ogled his prize. An arm rose into the air and fell. A big hand spanked the girlish flesh. Red wheals quickly formed and intertwined. I stared in shocked wonder as her arse became an intricate map of swirling criss-crossed tracks. She was simultaneously crying and begging.
'Do me, Sir! Please! Do me with your big man's cock!'
Her tiny arsehole was obviously untouched; her slit was probably likewise, yet it was dripping, silently pleading to be violated. A fat forefinger tested her, stretched her; the middle joined its brother and opened her wider still. Ringless ring and tiny joined the fray. Massive thumb tucked in. Fuck. I could barely watch, though watch I knew I must. A silver globule of spit drizzled from his mouth. As it slowly lowered on its stretching string, he aimed it, guided it onto the rounded tip of her coccyx. Its soft cooling contact forced a sigh from the child's lips. I saw the liquid slide, pool in the puckered crater of her anus then overflow across her perineum. His intentions were clear. Even his brainless cock could sense it; visibly throbbing with anticipation, it grazed across her flesh en route to its target. She squealed again as the tip made contact. Fingers edged deeper into her young cunt and the purple bell end of his swollen manhood tested itself against her arsehole. He pushed. It flexed.  He pushed again. Her body shifted under his impetus though her backdoor stayed firmly shut. He was sweating, snarling.
'Let me in, bitch. Let me in...'
Like a well-practised whore, she suddenly relaxed. Frozen by morbid fascination, I watched the fleshy rod inch inside her, watched too his bunched up hand as it drilled a torrid tunnel into her virgin innards.

Read the conclusion of this torrid tale plus - extremely generously, I feel - nine further stories in 'Measuring up', my latest collection of concise erotica, available now exclusively on Amazon.

Sunday, 19 April 2015

Sex junkie

I'm high
I float
Angelic
Psychedelic
Gazing down
Then terrified
I slowly sink
Into the void
Of prickling sweat and shaking
Aching joints
And craving
Waiting
For the next fix
Eyes and every orifice
Red-rimmed
Check my phone again
The bed's a twisted bloody mess
Again, again
No message
Nothing
Darkness
Fitful sleep
*
The door
I run
And cling
He deals
I pay
With all I've got
He's here
He's not
He's here
My dread undead
Addiction
Hot and cold
He bares the scars
The needle enters
Pumps me up
And leaves me gasping
Grasping drops
To rub around my glistening gums
Each time
He tends the wound
The crack
It mends
Too soon it's oozing
Raw again
I'm broke
He's back
In random spurts
He's here
And not
It hurts
It hurts
*****

Intense passion is sometimes akin to an addiction. I have never taken drugs, don't even partake of alcohol (aren't you happy with your brain in its natural state?), so am not condoning drug use nor encouraging such experimentation, though I would always encourage a legal, wanton, unrestrained, self-indulgent and self-administered fix of endorphins released by a good, hard shagging.

Go get yourself a fix. Have a great weekend,
Alexandra xxx

Thursday, 9 April 2015

Sexual Nominative Determinism - a naughty, jokey, thought-provokey poem

Hi
For a bit of fun, between the gardening, the washing up, the cleaning and the masturbating, I considered all the lovers I'd had and whether their names reflected their physical or emotional traits in any way. I read recently of a school of thought that says people are swayed towards an occupation by their surname (Banks works in a bank; Wood is a carpenter; etcetera) and silly things like that attract me, stay with me to surface at some unexpected future time. Well here is the time! Certainly future, and I for one didn't expect it. Hope it raises as least a smile.

Take care till next time,
Alexandra :) xxx

Sexual Nominative Determinism

It's a well-known phenomenon, scientists claim
Where one's occupation is decided by one's name
I've noticed it's true on several occasions
And a similar thing applies in some sexual situations 
*
e.g.
*
Muscle-bound Jim did cock exercises
To enhance his length and strength and size as
He wrongly believed a girl's satisfaction
Solely stems from penile action
*
Phil did not truly live up to his name
In fact, he failed miserably, his cock barely came
Beyond my always-slippery and welcoming entrance
I quickly broke free from that short and sexless sentence
*
Adrian wanked and drank like a drain
Lived up to his anagrammatical name
I left him too: his cock was always flaccid
And there's neither rhyme nor reason for flaccid
(No reason, but as rhymes, I'll take acid and placid)
*
Mike thought his cock was a microphone
Sang himself love songs when he was alone
A flexible chap! Sadly orally redundant
I turned instead to yoga and can now lick my own cunt
*
Dan loved his judo, threw me around the bed
Was too rough, had no clue, so I fucked his mates instead
Who - strange, I know - all shared his name, were Daniel to a man
After great sex with the sixth, he became my seventh Dan
*
Andy was handy, his skills had renown
But he cheated on me, honed his tool on girls from the town
I started a rumour the lying fuck had AIDS
Now Andy's hand holds his sole chance to get laid
*
Lou's self-confessed secret love of water sports
Was confirmed by his close friends' smiling winked retorts
So I'd pissed on his penis, was pissing on his head
When I saw the water skis and wetsuit under his bed
*
Doug dug himself an unnatural hole
Deemed the two I gave freely 'unsuitable' 
His needs were uniquely scatological
Biologically illogical
*
Gem is a diamond, a sapphire, a pearl
And understands all the demands of a girl
Knows how I like it, the what, where and when
I need never get fucked by a fucking man again

*****


Tuesday, 7 April 2015

Hurray! At last! My Easter eggs are being regularly fertilised!

Hi.

Sorry again.

Another hiatus; another unacceptable gap. Again and again I am sorry. Writing has somehow taken a back seat to something more important. Yes, I know! Who would have thought it? And it's not sex, though sex is playing a very strong supporting role (and may even receive an Oscar for it).

Love. It's love. Something as puerile as that. Beforehand, BC (before Christian), I barely believed in it, merely held a token faith, much as I believe in God: it would be nice if there were such a thing, and I won't totally deny the possibility, just in case, but - come on! - really? So there it is. While it lasts, I will devote my time to it; when it's gone, I'll come running back to you, dear Blog, distended lips between my legs, flooding with recriminative tears, sobbing sorrily, pussy still aching for his soft tongue and rigid cock.

Anyway.

Before his arrival, I started a story. During our early coy exchanges, I fleshed it out. Some mornings, when I woke early and he was still sleeping off the previous night's prodigious sexual exploits, I tidied it up. And yesterday, as he was visiting family on that strangest of holidays (apparently some guy once got mistaken for the second part of some unlikely holy trinity), I finished it and posted it on Lush Stories. It's a competition piece and their rules state it cannot be reproduced elsewhere till the comp is over (fair enough, as there is a retirement-inducing $200 on offer for the winner!), so I will merely add a link and hope you have the energy and enthusiasm to click and check it out. The competition is entitled 'Hardcore', so expect something a little more naughty than usual. A little.

Tunnels, Tracks, and Trains

Hope you had a fantastic holiday; take care in the week ahead, while enjoying the longer days and wonderful weather. I, for my part, am going back to bed.

'Get ready, Baby, I'm coming back for more. Oh - and just to help you get him up - it's backdoor day, Honey. I think it's about time I gave you the key to my most intimate entrance!'

Behave yourself till next time,
Alexandra :) xxx