Friday, 10 February 2017

Butcher's hook - a poetic cocky rhyming-slang meat-fest fandango

NPhew! That's a meaty mouthful! And as anyone who has ever shared a trusty tryst with me will know, I do love a meaty mouthful.

I wrote a poem. I wrote some more. I drew pictures, one for each. I put them together in a little book. I published the fucker. 

It was only then that I realised nobody reads poetry anymore. No one gives a fuck. Or maybe nobody gives a fuck about mine. Either way, it is out there still. Gathering virtual dust in Amazon's virtual store. Which, perhaps, is poetic justice. Though, then again, perhaps not. Here she is:

'Once concealed: now revealed' on Amazon

Here's a snippet, a chop off the old block, about a girl whose grisly Saturday job turns bloody-well wonderful, despite her vegetarian leanings. As for me, I will never quite look at a salami the same way again.

Have a great weekend! Hope you get lots of all you desire, if not all you deserve.
Take care,
Alexandra xxx



Butcher's hook

Hacking bones, I glance askance
At Graham in his bloody apron
Sawing through a clump of muscle
Trimming fat and severing tendons

Oh, those hands! now gloved and crimson
Skillful as a slaughtering surgeon
Operations never ending 
Always reaping, never sewing

Grisly gristle, loathsome lites are
Minced for barbecue delights; I
Stuff obscenely swollen skins
Hope Graham sees me tease the meat

Yes, meat is murder, this I know
Yet swallow all my bile for him
Each Saturday for Judas' pay
To see his ruddy butcher's face

He chops then slams the cleaver down
Into the block with bloody stains
'Give us a hand wi' this one, Sally'
Nods towards the freezer door

Breath clouded by the deathly chill
My quickened heart eviscerated
Tripe, in stripy red and white,
His carcass wardrobe, I surrender

Handprints, carmine DNA from
Countless nameless murdered beasts
Is evidenced across my virgin
Smock, my curves delineated

Vibrant flesh, the steak I crave
Is in my grasp; I tease the meat 
Obscene, the sausage swells till, oh!
His joint roasts in my oven mouth

How dripping drips despite the Arctic
Cold; we cling, we kiss, he lifts and
Hangs my living corpse amongst 
The racks of ribbed asymmetry

My collar hooked, he strips this fishy
Mammal, till I'm shaking, naked
Graham cleaves me raw and gaping
Stabs me with his beefy skewer

Juicy breast and brisket cleave 
Together, weaving shanks around his 
Tender rump as lips and tongues
Entwine and baste the tasty flesh 

Loins lock while the silent herd 
Dismembered flocks around our frozen
Fevered fucking, marking urgent 
Rutting stark against their corpses

Pumping life into this place of 
Death unrecognisable we
Consummate our co-existence
Glory in our life extended

From the silent frosted tomb two
Red-faced Lazari emerge to
Throngs proclaiming disbelief as
New life swirls within my womb

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Sunday, 5 February 2017

Noveltrove Erotica! A new site to read erotica, mine included!

Hi!
Two posts in a week? What is this? Life is cyclic, as well you know. Normal service will soon be resumed.
Anyway, while I'm here, I'd like to tell you about Noveltrove Erotica, a new erotic story site I have, er, just, er, come across. As I said, it's called Noveltrove Erotica. And it's here:

I'm going to post some stories from my published books, get them out and shake them about, much in the manner of a large pair of tits (mine are far too pert to do this) or an erect male member and accompanying scrotal sac (if you're male and suitably endowed, I'll let you do that for me). So get over there and check them out. I'll be adding more on a regular basis, so get your box of tissues ready.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend,
Alexandra xxx



Saturday, 4 February 2017

Published today: The dizziness of freedom

Hi!
As the title suggests, 'The dizziness of freedom', book III of The Inversion Chronicles, is available as from today.

'The dizziness of freedom' on Amazon

If you haven't yet read the first two, then you have a busy weekend ahead of you! Get stuck in! 

Set in the distant future in a distant and inhospitable solar system, the series centres on the encounters of a certain Alex5, the captain of the ship carrying the last humans from a war-wasted Earth, yet offers us several other first-person perspectives, both human and alien. There is action! Sex! Love! Sex! Death! Sex! Rumination! I'm not sure the exclamation mark sits well after rumination, but I'm leaving it in in an attempt to convey the trauma that rumination may often (in my life, at least) lead to.

Have a lovely weekend! I hope the sun shines on you while exciting things (possibly, though not necessarily, from Amazon) come your way.

Take care and all the very best,
Alexandra xxx


Sunday, 15 January 2017

Nothing free, just a reminder of who I am :)

Hi
As I said, nothing free today, no giveaways, but just a post to remind you (because I have barely been here recently, to be honest) who I am and what I'm about. That's me, below, along with a shelf from my self-penned erotic library. There are 9 books in all, so far, with another couple on the way (book birth is harder, much harder, than child birth, believe me), so lots to choose from :)



Take a look at my Amazon page and get to know me.


Snuggle up with me and let's read a story or two. Naked, if you like. Go on! Get 'em off and climb into bed with me, fluff up a pillow and get close. Touch me wherever you like, as long as it is gentle and in context with the story we are reading. Right then. Here goes. Once upon a time, there was this pulsing cock and this lubricious pussy...


Friday, 13 January 2017

'Coffee with cock' free to download for a few more hours

Hi
Well, what can I say? I've been away. And now, for today at least, I am back. 

Life is too precious, too, finite, to spend much of it here. This is the social equivalent of masturbation. It's okay once in a while, but to constantly live with your knickers round your knees and up to your wrist in ecstacy is no way to exist. On second thoughts... 

Whatever. I'm here today. And for good reason: 'Coffee with Cock', an anthology of erotic short stories, is free till midnight Eastern time. That's New York time, not Cleethorpes, if you were wondering. So go on and grab a copy and wallow in naughty thoughts for a couple of hours. A couple of hours will not kill you. Just don't wank your life away.

Have a great year.
Alexandra xxxxx

Sunday, 11 September 2016

Free sexy sci-fi: 'Only who is left'

Hi
I'm making book I of my sexy sci-fi series The Inversion Chronicles free for today only. It's called 'Only who is left' and can be found here:

Hope you enjoy it! :)

Take care and all the very best,
Alexandra xxx

Monday, 5 September 2016

Inversion Chronicles: parts 1 and 2 now available

Hi!
Sorry again for not being around. Life is demanding, isn't it? So much to do and so little time... I try to keep you up to date with what I'm doing, but I'm so busy doing it that... Well, you probably get the picture.

I've recently published part 2 of my sexy sci-fi saga 'The Inversion Chronicles', entitled 'Love them Without Hope'. It's available - as are all my other published works - on Amazon. You can take a look at it here:


Please read on to sample a short section:

The room contained a galaxy. Occasional light beams from the city pierced the warm dusk, illuminating suspended swirling micro-particles of dust. Meanwhile, with an almost imperceptible comforting hum, air purifiers fought a constant battle to remove the myriad motes. In my darker moments, these processes summed up existence perfectly, reminded me of the obvious: the universe is beautiful, but essentially pointless. Stars burn, give their heat, and life sometimes thrives in their glow. Stars explode, extinguish that life. From the detritus, new stars grow, mop up the spangled cosmic dust, and life thrives once again. 
That night, from Jane's wide window, the high curve of the dome was a gossamer silhouette. Beyond the massive structure, in a rare lull, the planet's usually savage elements rested and I could see the sky. As though glued to a distant larger dome, winking stars marked their familiar constellations. I'd gazed at these stars for billions of years, tracked and plotted their courses, knew exactly where they had been and where they were going. Ironically, while everything outside the dome was predictable, everything within was not. The humans perplexed me, constantly surprised me. I never knew what the fuck they were going to do next. It was wonderful!
Jane's bare feet left their warm signature wherever she trod. Fading footsteps crossed the hard floor, their dark glow slowly dissipating into rising air. I'd been lost in reverie had not even noticed her comings and goings. Here she came again, tidying, busying herself. 
As usual, when doing simple chores, sounds tumbled unconsciously from her mouth, a gentle, undulating stream of frequencies that were always related by strict mathematical ratios. The lengths of the sounds were similarly related and lent the stream an implied but insistent rhythmic pulse, like a heartbeat. The vibrating stream washed over me and affected me, changed my mood and outlook, without direct physical contact with her. So when Jane was happy, I was happy; when melancholy - which was more usual - I lived her sadness. Today's rendering had moments of beautiful poignancy, but was overwhelmingly optimistic. There was a waver in the longer notes that betrayed her nervousness. The occasional words hinted at a tale of unrequited love that may even have turned out fine in the end. Ah! Now I understood. She was going to meet a man, perhaps to mate. That thought made me happier still. It was about time. Restrictions on permanent relationships had been relaxed since the PEP - Population Expansion Programme - had ended. It was known that many of the men did not want a steady partner, and I could not blame them for that; however, those who did had the pick of the bunch. And Jane was undoubtedly the fairest fruit of all.
She paused before the mirrored wall, ruffled her hair and smoothed her dress. She looked stunning, like a goddess. Tousled red ringlets reached halfway down her back, contrasting beautifully with her pale, porcelain skin. Her dress was short, a tight turquoise polymer tube that clung to her every curve. It was iridescent, opaque, and only microns thick. Her neck, shoulders and arms were bare, as were her legs. As always, her priceless gold pendant hung around her neck; the solid gold Roman J shone softly, as though lit from within. 
Apart from the dress and the pendant, she was obviously, blatantly naked. The material hugged her, supported her, highlighted every muscle, tendon and bone, accentuated every feminine feature. It appeared to be sprayed onto her and was obscenely beautiful. She was smaller in stature than most females I had seen; yet her tits, hips, waist and arse enjoyed perfect artistic proportions that pleased even my alien sensibilities. The soft nipples and surrounding subtle circles of her areolae turned each rounded tit into a turquoise target. She held her breath, tweaked her nipples and they grew; the sight and sensation made her smile. Turning some one hundred and sixty degrees, she stepped towards me, moving as though walking a tightrope. She ran both hands over her tits, across her ribs, stomach, hips and thighs, smoothing out tiny undulations in the clinging material. The depression of her navel was like an apostrophe - whether of possession or omission only the night ahead would tell. Beneath the soft curve of her belly, her pubis pressed a delicate letter J into the dress. I found it fascinating that she had again shaved her pubic hair into her initial and that she would display the fact so brazenly. I had been inside her head, knew her well, and quickly divined a reason:
J is for Jane. It represents me. Here, at the gateway to my body, I have scribed the code. I give it to you, freely, explicitly. Use it. Enter. I am yours.
'Lights out.
The computer obliged. On reaching my low windowsill, she peered out into the night. She smelt wonderful. Sex and spices. Unpredictability and desire.
'I should have worn underwear. What will he think of me? Should I shave off the J? Oh, damn... damn... what am I doing?'
She picked me up and I again felt her delicious heat. Every thought in her head was laid bare to me. 
Alex. I wish he were Alex. 
Forget him. He is married to the Dome. He is the father of all of us. 
Fuck, I want him. I want him.
Think what he did to me. What he put me through!
That wasn't him. That was the Executive. They made the decisions. The breeding programme was their initiative.
It was him. He put them in charge. He used me then discarded me. 
No, he didn't want to hurt me. He made love to me, but couldn't commit to me. I understood.
Fool! He fucked me, used me, then the fucking city used me. Impregnated me. Three times. So four fucking times that cunt raped my body.
No! I understand why. Population. Survival. It had to be done and I did my bit.
No! Wake up! They abused me. He abused me. The bastard took my babies. Oh, fuck.
Tears appeared in her eyes. I felt her pain and anguish. It was almost unbearable. With incredible mental strength, she swept the memories away.
Tonight will be good for me. A new beginning. Adam is a wonderful man. I could love him... I could. Adam... Mmm, I will be fine.
Fuck, I wished I were Human. Wished I had a body so I could commune with her. How lucky this Adam was! This barely clad promise of succulent suckable, fuckable flesh would surely drive any man wild and I was certain he would be no exception. 
'Here goes! Wish me luck, space rock.' She kissed me, became suddenly wistful. Her voice became a whisper. 'Diana, Rachael, Rebecca... wish me luck.'
'Good luck, Jane.'
In crystalline silence, I spoke for all of us. I cared for her; I really did.
She placed me back in my stand before pulling on translucent fragile-looking footwear that made her several inches taller. They accentuated the sway of her hips and tightened her thighs and calves. She offered her rounded buttocks to the mirror and smiled her approval. A single sonorous bell chimed, the signal that her date was waiting below. The door clicked closed and she was gone.
Three hours slowly passed.
The door slid opened again and Jane stepped inside. She walked a little unsteadily, spoke with a hint of a slur, and I knew the usual poisonous relaxant was in her system. She smelled of alcohol and sex, a volatile combination.
'Lights on. Dim a little. Okay. Come in, Adam. Make yourself at home.'
A tall, muscled, blonde-haired man entered the apartment. He was dressed in tight black T-shirt and shorts. Though his feet were bare, he was still six inches taller than his delectable host. He looked around admiringly.
'Beautiful place.'
'Thank you!' I knew what was coming next. 'Drink?'
Again the blue bottle was the choice of both. I was enthralled by that heady clear fluid and decided that once I joined with a Human, it would be the first thing I tasted. Jane sat on the long, white rectangular couch and Adam sat in a boxy white armchair opposite to her. They sipped in silence, each motioning to speak several times, but each deciding against it. Eventually, their eyes met and lingered, tacitly asking and answering every relevant question. Glasses were quickly emptied and placed on the floor. Adam rose then knelt before her and they kissed. Her arms snaked around his neck, her legs wrapped around his waist and they locked together in a sensuous embrace that simulated copulation. Long glassy heels clashed and jousted as her legs sought to pull him even closer. Groins ground together and only his flimsy clothing prevented penetration. Adam's lips moved to her neck and shoulders, sucked the turquoise targets on her breasts till her nipples rose and poked peaks into the tight damp material. Again their eyes met. Their pupils were wide; their breaths were short and deep.
Jane touched a tiny button at her hip and the dress flicked to a deep red. Her eyes flashed with amusement at his reaction. Another touch and it was white. One more and it was transparent. Adam gasped, mesmerised by the sheer naked beauty. Jane whispered just two words.
'Eat me.'
She slid down the couch and her dress rode up even higher. He guided her legs over his shoulders and gazed at her gaping pink wetness. An index finger traced the slender letter J above it. She giggled.
'That tickles.'
'So will this.'
A soft tongue lightly prodded her clitoris. Her eyes turned to the ceiling and her hands spread out on the couch beside her. Turquoise nails clawed at the white skin-like material in perfect time with his languid licks.
'You taste amazing.'
Again she giggled. Her voice slurred with alcohol and lust.
'I know...'
Strong, broad hands reached up, kneaded her tits through her incredible dress, tugged and twisted her nipples. Legs wrapped around his neck, pulling his mouth into her cunt. His tongue was inside her, fucking her, then resumed lapping at her clitoris. He was good at this. Very good. Pleasure was building in her gut. All her body was declaiming it. Nerves overloaded. She came. And came. He swallowed and fixed his mouth around her till she stilled.
As her breathing slowed and her body recovered, he prodded her clit again and smiled as orgasmic echoes made her squirm. Jane unwrapped her legs then eased his mouth away from her vulva.
'That was amazing. Thank you.' She kissed him, licked his face. 'I wonder... do you taste as good as me?' He gulped. Her eyebrows rose asymmetrically. 'Stand up. Let me find out.'